pleasant conversations

K.H: Im sorry
D.S: why are you sorry tool face?!
K.H: lol i dunno...
K.H: cuz you seem creeped out that I send you pics of me in christmas lingerie!

L O L

so you want chlamydia for Christmas?

d.s.: k, i think we need to stop talking about ____ and ____ to each other...

d.k.: why?

d.s.: well because you and i are the same person and i think we need someone else's opinion.

d.k: like whose?! chris and katy have a totally different approach than me so, i dunno...

d.s.: the only reason i say this is because katy is a man...

appropriate nursing related FB status....

[insert name] also needs liquid latex and a good wig.

FB status. Not the good. Just the bad and ugly.

FB status changes all by one individual. For the love of all that is good, can you please get a life and stop changing your status to something about nursing. However. I do like making fun of you, so keep up the good work.

1. [Insert Name] is ready to rock and/or roll tonight! throw up your rock fist for nursing! 4:51pm

Comment at 5:02pm November 1

[Insert Name] my rock fists have been rollin all day!! WOO!!!

2. [Insert Name] is listening to ACDC and looking for inspiration for this paper.

3. [Insert Name] is going to wake up in the am and write one hell of a paper and then pub crawl here i come!


4. [Insert Name] will be fine. study for 2 hours post class, have a drink, and buck that bronco of a test!!

5. [Insert Name] says "you know you are a Nursing student when the only reason you love the weekend is because it entails sleep!". 8:49pm - 1 Comment

comment:
[Insert Name] at 9:20pm October 5

no. kidding. THAT should be a tshirt!

50th post!! and it's a good one.

D.S. and K.H were talking about our ADHC's. K.H. wanted to show D.S. her paper.

"Let my show you my comments. My comments. Let me show you them."

Wtf!

as texted by Andrew G. to Katy H:

"I was just watching this show where this 8 hundred pound man died and it was sad and now I miss you really bad" - Andrew G.

While waiting for some computer tech help, the following conversation occurred between some random and K. Hopkins:

K.H. - "Um. Can I ask you a question?"

Random - "Sure."

K.H. - "Can you tell me how to hack into facebook?"

Random - "Well I know, but I'm not going to tell you."

K.H. - "WHY?"

Random - "Cause I'm not going to."

K.H. - "I'll give you something in return!!" random proceeds to walk away

K.H. - "Like a LAP DANCE!!"

Professors talking about Versed, a narcotic used for conscious sedation:

"I love that drug." - C. Enns
"Versed. It's a great drug." - J. Swatsky

no explaination required

she wants to remain anonymous

"do sheep have ears" - D.K

crazy cardiovascular peds prof

"there's nothing sexy about lasix"

"I might be working like a banchee to get blood to the lungs"

only katy hopkins

mid-conversation...

k.h.: brb tho, gotta shower/have sex

just having a little chat about maroon 5/adam levine...

k.h.: loser lol!! HAHA why u like him!

k.h.: EUW

k.h: which is worse than EW

just having a lil chat about queen/freddie mercury...

k.h.: i would have totally banged him.

k.h.: even tho he has bad teeth..and AIDS....

wise girl

3 year old elizabeth: *points to a pair of stockings* moms need this!

is it a good thing to be a plague?

Danica: GO AWAY! TELL ME ABOUT IT AT 4 lol

Dani: hahahahahahahahaha i'll never go away!! heheheheheheheh jk

Danica: you're plaguing my life

on spinal cord injuries

prof: so what are some of our reflexes? guyyyys? 

...

prof: girls? you know this one too..

...

prof: the "tent of the bed."

---

later...

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...prof mentions something about how reflexes are exaggerated shortly after the occurrence of a spinal cord injury...

dan: is... the "tent of the bed" exaggerated too??

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still later...

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prof: ok, and what's reflex you get when, for instance, you have to disimpact somebody? *goes on to describe and imitate an anus tightening upon stimulation* i call it the anal wink.

"yuck, and he wants to watch all the saw movies together... gross. puke. vomit. NG discharge." - d. smith

"the message of the saw movies is really cool, i think that's my attraction." - guy on POF

"you stick a penis anywhere, from your ass, to your mouth, to your vag - EVEN your ostomy...you are NOT a virgin" - d. smith

yah that's right

when talking about christine's bad mood:

"she's such a nazi" - k. hopkins

"tell danica she's a breakfast loving POSER" - k. hopkins

"costume or no costume?"

after saying something mean about an ex-bff:

d.s.:"i'm going to hell..."
k.h.: "yeah..."
d.s.: "buuuut, i just bought a new bible?!"

b.w.: i didn't get a test!
k.h.: that's because you're ugggggly...

walking past a sopping wet piece of garbage laying in a parking lot..

"...omg, that looks like a squished ostomy bag!?!" - d. smith

background: ally making fun of d.k. and her possible crush...

d.k.: shut up missy..

a.d.: haha nope. i'm here to plague you.

just strange.

d.s: oh geeze you aren't old

m.t: haha, right, sorry we aren't old, we are only 25 (except while I am in Korea, I am 26 :( ) they count you as 1 year already when you are born seriously

d.s: so I lost a year and a day of my life coming to Korea

m.t: haha, atleast I can get it back when I go home

sometimes we all ask stupid questions....or just ask stupid people

the exact content of this conversation was not recorded...but you'll get the general idea.

s.g: did you guys study for skills?

d.s: eh yah sort of. we are doing it right now.

s.g: oh yah i'm trying but just fooling around on the internet.

d.s: question. do you know what aersol effect is?

s.g: um. yah..blah blah blah


ok point is... d.s asked S.G for an answer. WTF.
(writer will not admit that she is d.s. or may deny the fact that this converstaion ever occured)

d.s.: you wanna go rub some cream on a patient's bum for me?

d.k.: no.

d.s.: why?! i liiiike doing stuff like that!

only from k.h.

k.h.: K i gotta go
Andrew got back early :D :D YAY!! Hes coming to get me right now
d.s.: alrighty!
k.h.: and then i'm gonna make sweet passionate love
d.s.: omg. horrible.
k.h.: so in a about a half an hour... Think about THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

"we need to start listening to ____'s phone conversations cause there is definitely some funny shit in there..." - d. smith

looking at a... well-used.. drug book:

"omg, this is from nineteen fortymillion!" - d. smith

d.s.: why do we never have a 3-way conversation with katy?

d.k.: you should have just said why do we never have a 3-way with katy and then we would have been able to quote it...

d.k.: let's go on a roadtrip. i'll help pay for the gas and keep you awake the whole time.. that'll be my contribution.

d.s.: what?! youuuuu're gonna keep me awake? that's like saying [someone whose name will not be disclosed] doesn't annoy me. 

d.k.: o_O

d.k.: i love that thing.

d.s.: it suits you.

wtf

from the mouth of k. hopkins

1. "he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every stick on the way down."

2. "i had crotch sex wayyyyy before butt sex."

3. "i took my tampon out and didn't put another one in. it might be a little bit out of control under there.."

"as long as you come out with your face flushed and nipples hard, i've done my job here." - s. nelson

referring to a patient's foot:

"it looked like a mangled, like, hunk of meat." - k. hopkins

on the phone to christine's boyfriend who she has met all of two times:

"how are you feeling? ... no, how are you feeling emotionally?" - d. smith

"this may sound like a stupid question but... the words break and fracture are used interchangeably?" - s. g.

you're right. stupid question.

JUST KEENIN'

facebook status: "_______ says you know you are a nursing student when the only reason you love the weekend is because it entails sleep!"

comment: "no. kidding. THAT should be a t-shirt!"

immediately after establishing that the suffix "-ase" refers to an enzyme that destroys something (ie. a neurotransmitter):

"so what does acetylcholinesterase destroy?" - s. g.

"i should get my mom to buy me an old chandelier and i'll just spraypaint the shit out of it." - d. smith

worst quote ever

"sweetmongous" - d. smith

d.s.: why are we in nursing?! seriously.

d.k.: we really need to drop out and start some kind of multi... i don't know.. multi-business business. i'll design pet clothes.. 

d.s.: and i'm a chef, soo..

d.k.: yeah really.

d.s.: we'll call it: 'do you need something fabulous done? we'll do it.'" 

"i hear mono's going around so don't kiss randoms." - s. cherewayko

while explaining important considerations regarding the administration of a suppository: 

"don't scare the rectum." - d. smith

"how do you spell really? one L or two?" - j. chorneychuk

girl on cell phone: "hey mom, who's the author you like?"

THE author.
that's funny.

"muffin tops - good to eat, look bad on you" - d. r. smith

version 2.0:

"muffin tops: good to eat, not to wear" - d. krahn

"if she's kinda engaged then i'm kinda engaged.. and I'M NOT FUCKING ENGAGED!" - k. hopkins

"my hands look like an abortion" - r. strang