cat lady i am not!

"I'm scared that I'm going to come back and you'll be that. (points to a certain action figure) In your house coat, having quit your job and dropped out of school, and have bought 8 more cats." - C.M.

Resolution

Random phone call from K.H. to N.S.
K.H: "Guess what! I made a resolution today to not say the F bomb anymore unless absolutely necessary!"
"Oh really? That's great!"
"Yeah seriously. If I slip up I need you to let me know."
"Sure."
>>3 minutes later in same phone call...
"So did you get cable yet?
"No. I don't think I'm ever getting cable."
"Oh fuck!! I'm gonna miss America's Next Top Model!!"
"Um...I think you were trying to cut down on the f word, weren't you?"
"Yeah! That one was totally needed though. That show is gold."

what in the hell? unnecessary.

a found gem, while studying.

"If I had to choose vicks inhalers or sexual contact for the rest of my life... I might choose vicks inhalers. JS." - d.k.

superwoman

D Smith: I feel like these boots make me have super powers!!!