watch where you eat... and pee.

A quote stumbled upon while chatting about video/picture blogging...

"and you should make a project about taking pictures of the things charles (a) eats from, or (b) pees in." - d.k.

Gold from N.S

While N.S and K.H were talking about Danielle Hoults nice white skin:

"Well, my skin is not flawless, and when I'm pasty and white I look like I have AIDS." - N.S

lmao

"some like the balogna sandwich"

N.S

cat lady i am not!

"I'm scared that I'm going to come back and you'll be that. (points to a certain action figure) In your house coat, having quit your job and dropped out of school, and have bought 8 more cats." - C.M.

Resolution

Random phone call from K.H. to N.S.
K.H: "Guess what! I made a resolution today to not say the F bomb anymore unless absolutely necessary!"
"Oh really? That's great!"
"Yeah seriously. If I slip up I need you to let me know."
"Sure."
>>3 minutes later in same phone call...
"So did you get cable yet?
"No. I don't think I'm ever getting cable."
"Oh fuck!! I'm gonna miss America's Next Top Model!!"
"Um...I think you were trying to cut down on the f word, weren't you?"
"Yeah! That one was totally needed though. That show is gold."

what in the hell? unnecessary.

a found gem, while studying.

"If I had to choose vicks inhalers or sexual contact for the rest of my life... I might choose vicks inhalers. JS." - d.k.

superwoman

D Smith: I feel like these boots make me have super powers!!!

"let me give you an Indian burn" - c.m.

"don't use such a derogatory term" - d.s

"ok, let me give you a First Nations burn" - c.m.

"like how does that work? do you just come on over, then hop into bed?" - d.k.

- overheard whilst having a conversation about "fuck buddies" with k.h.

ears - pt.2

"Do pigs have ears?" - the one and only d.k.

Just a hilar news-feed on K. Hops FB

Rodney Thompson: Loves making other people feel uncomfortable.

David Thomas Allanto: too bad they are all ladies!!!!!! but thats ok, gay is cool now.

Baaahahahaha

p.o.: ughghghghg i am soooo olllld
d.k.: i would like to hear you say ughgughughg sometime. just a simple request.
p.o.: lol i do it sometimes. like when i am trying to display an overlarge amount of disgust. like a cartoon amount. to be annoying.
d.k.: good cause i can't wait to hear it. does heidi appreciate it?
p.o.: she does the sigh, let head fall back with eyes closed when i do it. like, "why am i dating him. why do i let him touch me.." good ol heidi. she totally got the short end of the stick.

to d.k. and n.s. in the middle of a nice family conversation:

k.h.: you know what i think?! you guys just really need to fuck already.

tried to think of the least sexy food.. but ultimately an epic fail

k.h.: man, i love fondues soo much. they are like the sexiest food there is.
n.s.: you could make any food sexy though... like, even a hot dog..


bahhahhah
thx.

teh internetz

discussing internet phenomena..
the word "phenom" comes up:

d.k.: how do you pronounce phenom anyway? fee-nom? or fuh-nom?
p.o.: phenomemeNOMNOMNOM

p.o.: i read a prayer at the hospice today. voluntarily. out loud. in a ceremony. in front of everyone.
d.k.: you are a good person.
p.o.: no. it was for the workers.

susan boyle

d.k.'s cute mom: you should google her on ebay!

d.s.: *making fun of k.h. for not knowing anything about jesus* she doesn't even know that jesus died on easter!!

d.s./d.k./c.j.: what is cardiac tamponade again?! we always forget..
k.h.: i dunno, i just remember it cause it's like a tampon. just gets up in there and stops shit from happening.