what may be overheard in almost any situation:

"christine. fucking. johnson!"

*out of nowhere*

"Why is D.H. so pretty, it makes me want to kill myself." - K. Hopkins

compromise!

A.G: i want red lobster so bad
K.H: eeeeeew
K.H:I want Olive Garden!!
A.G: No! Red Lobster!!
A.G: ill eat at red lobster and sit at the window and you can do the same at olive garden and we can wave to each other
A.G: that will be our date

L M A O

d.s.: *venting about a certain douchebag* so he sent me this text and it was like "don't be a crazy bizatch..."

k.h.: first of all, it's bizNATCH..

New years

K.H: How was your new years?
R.H: it was pretty much an epic failure

(K.H talking to her brother, R.H)

pleasant conversations

K.H: Im sorry
D.S: why are you sorry tool face?!
K.H: lol i dunno...
K.H: cuz you seem creeped out that I send you pics of me in christmas lingerie!

L O L