Pt 2

k.h.: the couple that does skills on a dummy together stays together

UB

d.s.: just ask UB out already!!
d.k.: noo he would totally turn me down and how embarrassing would that be.. would just have to see him every dayyy!
d.s.: he so wouldn't; you're a little bit of a UB yourself.. and UB plus UB = great UB couple.

k.h.: they're the same colour but one is orange.

o rly

p.o.: "have you ever tried earplugs? it is just like being in the womb."

k.h.: "man, turns out, AIDS in the eye, not so funny"

sometimes parents are funny too.

Just a little email convo:

i am going to use your ******** account because it will take me to long to enter my new credit card. and i don't want to miss out on good tickets. they are not that expensive. just 20 dollars each. you can take the money out of my account.

thanks mom!

dani*

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Dani,

You mean take if from the money that you don't have, and pay for it from my money?

Mom

o_0

d.k.: on a sidenote, there are 3x as many cats as humans here. that is just BAD.
d.s.: haha.. there is always 2X as many here.. tis not so bad
d.k.: 3x is 50% more than 2x. just sayin.
d.s.: huh?! o_0
d.k.: 3 cats is 50% more than 2 cats
d.s.: orrrr 33% more. o0.
d.k.: no. 50%
d.s.: so confused no time for _