after saying something mean about an ex-bff:

d.s.:"i'm going to hell..."
k.h.: "yeah..."
d.s.: "buuuut, i just bought a new bible?!"

b.w.: i didn't get a test!
k.h.: that's because you're ugggggly...

walking past a sopping wet piece of garbage laying in a parking lot..

"...omg, that looks like a squished ostomy bag!?!" - d. smith

background: ally making fun of d.k. and her possible crush...

d.k.: shut up missy..

a.d.: haha nope. i'm here to plague you.

just strange.

d.s: oh geeze you aren't old

m.t: haha, right, sorry we aren't old, we are only 25 (except while I am in Korea, I am 26 :( ) they count you as 1 year already when you are born seriously

d.s: so I lost a year and a day of my life coming to Korea

m.t: haha, atleast I can get it back when I go home

sometimes we all ask stupid questions....or just ask stupid people

the exact content of this conversation was not recorded...but you'll get the general idea.

s.g: did you guys study for skills?

d.s: eh yah sort of. we are doing it right now.

s.g: oh yah i'm trying but just fooling around on the internet.

d.s: question. do you know what aersol effect is?

s.g: um. yah..blah blah blah


ok point is... d.s asked S.G for an answer. WTF.
(writer will not admit that she is d.s. or may deny the fact that this converstaion ever occured)

d.s.: you wanna go rub some cream on a patient's bum for me?

d.k.: no.

d.s.: why?! i liiiike doing stuff like that!