Wtf!

as texted by Andrew G. to Katy H:

"I was just watching this show where this 8 hundred pound man died and it was sad and now I miss you really bad" - Andrew G.

While waiting for some computer tech help, the following conversation occurred between some random and K. Hopkins:

K.H. - "Um. Can I ask you a question?"

Random - "Sure."

K.H. - "Can you tell me how to hack into facebook?"

Random - "Well I know, but I'm not going to tell you."

K.H. - "WHY?"

Random - "Cause I'm not going to."

K.H. - "I'll give you something in return!!" random proceeds to walk away

K.H. - "Like a LAP DANCE!!"

Professors talking about Versed, a narcotic used for conscious sedation:

"I love that drug." - C. Enns
"Versed. It's a great drug." - J. Swatsky

no explaination required

she wants to remain anonymous

"do sheep have ears" - D.K

crazy cardiovascular peds prof

"there's nothing sexy about lasix"

"I might be working like a banchee to get blood to the lungs"

only katy hopkins

mid-conversation...

k.h.: brb tho, gotta shower/have sex