pleasant conversations

K.H: Im sorry
D.S: why are you sorry tool face?!
K.H: lol i dunno...
K.H: cuz you seem creeped out that I send you pics of me in christmas lingerie!

L O L

so you want chlamydia for Christmas?

d.s.: k, i think we need to stop talking about ____ and ____ to each other...

d.k.: why?

d.s.: well because you and i are the same person and i think we need someone else's opinion.

d.k: like whose?! chris and katy have a totally different approach than me so, i dunno...

d.s.: the only reason i say this is because katy is a man...

appropriate nursing related FB status....

[insert name] also needs liquid latex and a good wig.