Wtf!

as texted by Andrew G. to Katy H:

"I was just watching this show where this 8 hundred pound man died and it was sad and now I miss you really bad" - Andrew G.

While waiting for some computer tech help, the following conversation occurred between some random and K. Hopkins:

K.H. - "Um. Can I ask you a question?"

Random - "Sure."

K.H. - "Can you tell me how to hack into facebook?"

Random - "Well I know, but I'm not going to tell you."

K.H. - "WHY?"

Random - "Cause I'm not going to."

K.H. - "I'll give you something in return!!" random proceeds to walk away

K.H. - "Like a LAP DANCE!!"

Professors talking about Versed, a narcotic used for conscious sedation:

"I love that drug." - C. Enns
"Versed. It's a great drug." - J. Swatsky

no explaination required

she wants to remain anonymous

"do sheep have ears" - D.K

crazy cardiovascular peds prof

"there's nothing sexy about lasix"

"I might be working like a banchee to get blood to the lungs"

only katy hopkins

mid-conversation...

k.h.: brb tho, gotta shower/have sex

just having a little chat about maroon 5/adam levine...

k.h.: loser lol!! HAHA why u like him!

k.h.: EUW

k.h: which is worse than EW

just having a lil chat about queen/freddie mercury...

k.h.: i would have totally banged him.

k.h.: even tho he has bad teeth..and AIDS....

wise girl

3 year old elizabeth: *points to a pair of stockings* moms need this!

is it a good thing to be a plague?

Danica: GO AWAY! TELL ME ABOUT IT AT 4 lol

Dani: hahahahahahahahaha i'll never go away!! heheheheheheheh jk

Danica: you're plaguing my life

on spinal cord injuries

prof: so what are some of our reflexes? guyyyys? 

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prof: girls? you know this one too..

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prof: the "tent of the bed."

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later...

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...prof mentions something about how reflexes are exaggerated shortly after the occurrence of a spinal cord injury...

dan: is... the "tent of the bed" exaggerated too??

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still later...

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prof: ok, and what's reflex you get when, for instance, you have to disimpact somebody? *goes on to describe and imitate an anus tightening upon stimulation* i call it the anal wink.

"yuck, and he wants to watch all the saw movies together... gross. puke. vomit. NG discharge." - d. smith

"the message of the saw movies is really cool, i think that's my attraction." - guy on POF

"you stick a penis anywhere, from your ass, to your mouth, to your vag - EVEN your ostomy...you are NOT a virgin" - d. smith

yah that's right

when talking about christine's bad mood:

"she's such a nazi" - k. hopkins

"tell danica she's a breakfast loving POSER" - k. hopkins

"costume or no costume?"