o_0

d.k.: on a sidenote, there are 3x as many cats as humans here. that is just BAD.
d.s.: haha.. there is always 2X as many here.. tis not so bad
d.k.: 3x is 50% more than 2x. just sayin.
d.s.: huh?! o_0
d.k.: 3 cats is 50% more than 2 cats
d.s.: orrrr 33% more. o0.
d.k.: no. 50%
d.s.: so confused no time for _

what may be overheard in almost any situation:

"christine. fucking. johnson!"

*out of nowhere*

"Why is D.H. so pretty, it makes me want to kill myself." - K. Hopkins

compromise!

A.G: i want red lobster so bad
K.H: eeeeeew
K.H:I want Olive Garden!!
A.G: No! Red Lobster!!
A.G: ill eat at red lobster and sit at the window and you can do the same at olive garden and we can wave to each other
A.G: that will be our date

L M A O

d.s.: *venting about a certain douchebag* so he sent me this text and it was like "don't be a crazy bizatch..."

k.h.: first of all, it's bizNATCH..

New years

K.H: How was your new years?
R.H: it was pretty much an epic failure

(K.H talking to her brother, R.H)